Netflix

Netflix makes me so happy, but might possibly be the cause of obesity in the United States.

the DEW

So I have been having some trouble lately with Mountain Dew, I do not know if it is an addiction or a fetish but I LOVE IT and I can't get enough. It certainly doesn't help relieve my insomnia, but it's like I can not stop drinking the fruity refreshing goodness. HELP ME ESCAPE the DEW

COD vs Battlefield?

Really we're gonna shoot people anyway why argue about how we do it? I encourage you all to try both so that you can see for yourself how far superior BF3 is to MW3, do not worry this blog is not going to morph into a gamer blog, I just got to thinking about this as I sat here playing good old BF2.

Bump in the Road

So I decided to take the bus today which I have never done as I like to think when I walk but it was cold and I was lazy. On the way there though we went down a road of blocks of pavement... the entire bus rattled over every bump for ten fucking minutes! Never again... I will walk.

#bumpbumpbump

Cheesus is from Cheese Heaven

So they started putting cheese not only on... but in bread. Now I do not personally believe in God but if he/she does exist, they definitely had a direct hand in the making of this heavenly creation. I almost feel as if i am buying illegal sex when I spend money on these little loaves of ecstasy. Is there anything better than cheese stuffed cheesy bread? If so, let me know because I need a part in this culinary heaven.

My Guns

I have decided that my guns are named Zelda and Sheik. The right one is Sheik because of its power and swiftness. The left one is Zelda because she's magical ;)

#foreveralone

Sticks and Stones

Why do we take such offense to insults, it's just words, I know that sounds stupid. Sticks and stones and all that shit, but really.... Why do we care so much about what people think of us as long as they aren't harming us? 

I was sitting in the pep band of a college basketball game cheerfully jeering and cat calling at the other team, but some calls were too offensive... "Ra Ra Ree Kick em in the knee, Ra Ra Rass kick em in the other knee", just the implication of the word ass is too offensive... Tell me what you think is too far...

The Prize Goes To...

Zac Johnson, for being the first person (besides my forever alone self) to subscribe!

Just Starting Out

Hey it's a blog how hard could it be? Guess we'll find out, ask a question I'm open to suggestions, hit me guys, I am not shy.